Jerry: Oh no you don’t! Osgood, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all. Osgood: Why not? Jerry: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural blonde. Osgood: Doesn’t matter. Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time! Osgood: I don’t care. Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I’ve been living with a saxophone player. Osgood: I forgive you. Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children! Osgood: We can adopt some. Jerry: But you don’t understand, Osgood! Ohh… [Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig] Jerry: I’m a man! Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody’s perfect!